So. I've been feeling sort of blah lately. Could be the cubicle. Or the sitting in it for eight hours a day. Or the not getting any calls from any of the thousands of permanent job people to whom I've sent my resume. Or the week-long series of Very Bad Hair Days. Or maybe it's just the mean reds.
In any case, there's no Tiffany's in walking distance, so I am asking you, dear readers, to literally make my day. Tell me something good, Internet. Whatever comes to mind.