Please join me in welcoming me to the twenty-first century.
I bought this today with the giftcard that I received as my quarterly bonus. A giftcard to Walmart. Understand that I consider Walmart to be one of the outer rings of hell. So while the sensible thing to do would have been to use the giftcard for paper towels and shampoo from now until it ran out, this would have required multiple trips to Walmart. Which is clearly not acceptable. And iPod is so pretty! How could I leave it there in that horrible place? Welcome home, iPod. You're safe now.
I would also like to point out that the Walmart guy who was checking me out ("checking me out" as in "Thank you for shopping at Walmart" not as in "Hey, baby. How you doin'?") verified that I was in fact over the age of eighteen before he could sell me the Walmart brand Nyquil. God bless you, Walmart guy. Perhaps we'll meet again, just as soon as you get a job at Target.