- Do I have the theme from The Godfather stuck in my head?
- Do people put apartment listings up on Craig's List with photos of the outside of the apartment complex, but not the inside of an apartment? Particularly when these are downtown lofts that I can clearly not afford but am only looking at to see what $1500 gets you for a one bedroom in Austin?
- Does the girl next to me at my evening job chew on ice all night when it is so freaking cold in there that people wear gloves and bring blankets?
- On Grey's Anatomy, did Callie stop at just throwing George's jacket at him and kicking him out after what he said? This paints an unrealistic picture for any men who may be watching, because the real life consequences of something like that would be SO MUCH WORSE.
And now...News from the Weekend!
Good news: Amy ripped out a 7 Minute Butt-Building Work-Out plan from one of her sporty magazines for me. Look out, Jessica Biel, I am coming for you.
Bad news: My fortune cookie said "You will have a romantic evening tonight." Unless that cookie considers watching last week's Grey's Anatomy to be a romantic evening, then the cookie was clearly just yanking my chain.
Good news: Even if McDonald's doesn't come through for you, not to worry! Culver's will make you a mint shake any day of the year! Which you can then render even more festive on St. Patrick's Day with the addition of some Bailey's. Wouldn't my Irish ancestors want me to get drunk AND fat in their honor? I think yes.
Bad news: The weekend is now officially over. Cue melancholy music. Maybe THAT'S why the theme from The Godfather!