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The Joy of Six

Posted February 10, 2008

Literary legend has it that Earnest Hemingway was once challenged to write an entire story in six words.  He came back with "For sale: baby shoes, never worn."  According to the legend, he said it was his best work.

Based on that, the folks at SMITH Magazine invited readers to submit six-word memoirs.  The result is a fascinating book called Not Quite What I Was Planning: Six-Word Memoirs by Writers Famous & Obscure.

Alan told me about it last week and suggested that it could make an interesting post.  I thought it would be a fun challenge since in general, I can't even order coffee in less than six words.  I thought I'd give it a whirl and then ask you to leave us your own six-word memoirs in the comments.

But then I thought, even better than that, I could make it a CONTEST.  With a PRIZE!  Pretty exciting, right?

So how it will work, I think, is this: you have until the end of the day on Friday (Feb. 15) to leave us your six word memoir in the comments.  Enter as many as you want.  They need to be original - no giving us six words straight from a quote or song, no matter how well they sum up your life.  And if you give me a fake email address, then you can't win.

The winner will be chosen by me (Superfantastic is no democracy - more of a benevolent dictatorship) and I'll post about it on Monday.  Unless I haven't decided who the winner is yet and then I'll post it later.  And then the winner will receive his or her fabulous prize in the mail at some point after that when I get around to going to the post office.

You can get some ideas at sixwordmemoirs.com.  To further assist you, I wrote a whole bunch of my own six-word memoirs and then deleted all but this one:

Took road less traveled.  Skinned knees.

If I come up with anything else I like, I'll post it in the comments.  But you can't think about that now.  You've got to start writing your own six-word memoirs to post!  So you can win a FABULOUS PRIZE!  Get to work!

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Amy says:

February 10, 2008 at 11:12 PM

Moved to the Northwest, NO SNOW!!

Move to Northwest, fifty degrees here.

Cuddlebug and Snugglebear miss Aunt Lori.

andrew says:

February 10, 2008 at 11:12 PM

Was Born. Still Getting Over It.

andrew says:

February 11, 2008 at 12:06 AM

came home, wrote six word memoir.

Vanessa says:

February 11, 2008 at 12:46 AM

Fell in love, trusted people lie.

Vanessa says:

February 11, 2008 at 12:49 AM

Sorry!!! Meant:

Fell in love, learned people lie

Plattie says:

February 11, 2008 at 07:45 AM

Born, living, and not dead yet.

Christopher says:

February 11, 2008 at 07:56 AM

Been kicked around. Foot fetish begone!

Carolie says:

February 11, 2008 at 08:49 AM

Yours is so good, I shouldn't even try. But here are my six silly six-word attempts:

1. Read lots. Made friends. Still smiling.

2. Looked, learned, laughed, loved, lived...left.

3. Knew better, but did it anyway.

4. Please, I want a do over.

5. Boy, that was fun. What's next?

6. Now, onward (and upward, I hope!)

February 11, 2008 at 10:41 AM

Lived by rules. Lost. Found hope.

andrew says:

February 11, 2008 at 03:02 PM

Got divorced. Became emotional wrecking ball.

andrew says:

February 11, 2008 at 03:42 PM

Ninjas ate my family. Please Help.

Gary says:

February 11, 2008 at 04:47 PM

You are a twin. I'm not.

Sharon says:

February 11, 2008 at 04:57 PM

You know, Weird Al wrote a song called "This Song's Just Six Words Long." It was a parody of George Harrison's lame '80s song "I've Got My Mind Set on You."

As for my entries, I know everyone will appreciate if I take the time to edit my list.

lisa says:

February 11, 2008 at 05:57 PM

The first ones (possibly of many) that come to mind:

Third grade report card--Responsibility = D

Still uses time and materials unwisely

andrew says:

February 11, 2008 at 06:40 PM

Deep Snow. Blue Sky. Perfect Day.

Holly Rose says:

February 11, 2008 at 06:41 PM

8th graders think i'm funny

* and let's face it Lori- you don't ever really go to the post office- you just think about going :)

B says:

February 11, 2008 at 06:55 PM

It is not ironic. Just sucks!

Holly says:

February 11, 2008 at 08:13 PM

Taco Bell without Lori equals sad!

Sharon says:

February 11, 2008 at 08:25 PM

Everything I ever did was wrong.
Contentment: My remote control and me.
I do what Oprah tells me.
Who cared about the prom, anyway?
Had a hangnail. Bit it off.
Six pounds, where’d you come from?
Saw commercial. Checked WebMD. Got it.
Dear Butt,
Enough's enough.
Love,
Jeans
I brake for root beer floats.

I warned you; I love a nerd challenge. (not an entry)

Dave says:

February 11, 2008 at 09:11 PM

Bird in hand soiled my palm.

Big Money. No Whammies. And STOP!

Valentine's Day is a female conspiracy.

Coffee is my drug of choice.

D.B. Cooper's golden parachute failed.

Conserve American prosperity, eat a liberal. :)

February 11, 2008 at 10:03 PM

Hmmmm, cool idea. First and foremost, gotta agree with Dave on the following:
~Big Money. No Whammies. And STOP!
~Coffee is my drug of choice.

And now for mine, 10 pm, off the top of my head

~Born, forgettable, unforgettable, Loved, Sad, Hoping

~sad too much, happy too little

~too fat, too single, too funny

hmmm, even easier than i thought, this could go on for quite awhile

~Will do a lot for chocolate
~Chocolate Nirvana Saturdays are the best!
~great daughter, average sister, amazing friend

may come back with more.

February 11, 2008 at 10:04 PM

oh oh oh

~Hi, I'm Lai, Third Gilmore Girl

HA! Get it Lorelai, Rory and .. Lai!!

it's late ... forgive me ... brain is already sleeping

Jessie says:

February 12, 2008 at 07:07 PM

Screw "now". My mind moved on.
Always ready for the next thing.
Impatient for the future. Screw "now".

Jessie says:

February 12, 2008 at 07:11 PM

One girl, several bad choices made.

Sharon says:

February 12, 2008 at 07:29 PM

There but for laziness go I.
There but for sloth go I. (var)

February 12, 2008 at 10:26 PM

Sharon, nice additions!! Too bad you thought of them first! I was too lazy to think of more. ;)

~finally WRITING, moving on up, YAY
~laughing loudly, guffawing gregariously, snorting hysterically (Do I get an award for the most letters or syllables used?)

February 12, 2008 at 10:29 PM

Create order from chaos. Organize everything!

lisa says:

February 12, 2008 at 10:32 PM

Entire life literally changed by Internet.

Awkward middle-schoolers, I feel your pain.

Procrastination: Character flaw or lifestyle choice?

February 13, 2008 at 02:15 AM

This is the world's greatest time sucker, and I've spent waaaay too many brain cells trying to come up with something that didn't sound stupid. Yeah, I should have given up on not sounding stupid the second I started my own blog...

So here are a couple:

Still haven't given up sugar

Q-Tip addiction, I can't quit you

Slow run, fast talk, capricious brain

Bladder, why must you mock me?

In touch with my inner nerd

Chapstick, mousse, thesaurus, my best friends

Vocabulary, verbosity, voracity, I heart alliteration

*This speaks so much to my geek side that I had to post it on my blog as well. That, and I totally lack originality...

andrew says:

February 13, 2008 at 01:40 PM

moved away from ocean. Found sushi.

Jennifer says:

February 13, 2008 at 06:15 PM

Made my bed; lying in it.

Holly Rose says:

February 13, 2008 at 09:31 PM

It's 78 degrees. In February. Awesome.

Holly Rose says:

February 13, 2008 at 09:39 PM

Starbucks...run for president...elect lattes

February 13, 2008 at 10:22 PM

Ok, my official vote is for Jennifer's!!

Made my bed; lying in it.

that's AWESOME!!!

February 15, 2008 at 09:16 PM

Oh, DUDE! Wait... Do what now?

Asked him out. Best move ever.

Free puppy? HA! ...but worth it.

Running away. Alaska, here I come. (I think that's the alternate text for "Into the Wild.")

A dingo is my baby. Really.

Spent whole life forgetting small town.

Once a nerd, always a nerd.

Everybody knows you -- so they think.

Also, I vote for Jennifer's, if I'm allowed to vote. (Well, I guess I'm allowed to vote almost as much as you're allowed to ignore my vote.)

MOM says:

February 15, 2008 at 09:38 PM

Wisconsin freezes, Texas basks in sun.
Grandchild. A new love to cherish.
Goodbyes are so hard to experience.
Laughter with friends, good soul food.
Purring cats can melt your heart.
Forty years married, still best friends.
Murder mysteries make the best books.
Bart to Brett, Packer legacy lives!
Life would be empty without books.

Diane says:

February 15, 2008 at 10:09 PM

Ack! I forgot about this until now.

Found self, tucked between library books.
No Vacancy: this one is full.
Proudly, I am an imperfect person.

ocm says:

February 15, 2008 at 11:40 PM

Climbed mountains, survived valleys, moving on.

: )

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