Gee, Lori, tell us how you really feel about Tyra.

Actual conversation overheard in my office:

Co-worker 1: He lives in Dodgeville, but he always comes down for WaunaFest because he says the most beautiful women in the world are in Waunakee.

Co-worker 2: The most beautiful women in the world?  He must not get out much.

Co-worker 1: Well.  He lives in Dodgeville.

In Waunakee's defense, there was a girl from there on America's Next Top Model this season (excuse me, cycle.)  However, she was sent home for being too immature and full of herself. 

Let's pause and appreciate that for a moment.  Tyra Banks thought this girl was too full of herself.  Tyra, who had a doctor feel her breasts on national television in order to convince us all that they are real, because she KNEW that we had all been thinking they were fake.  Perhaps I am not representative of everyone, but I would like Tyra to be aware that I had never before invested one moment of thought into the chemical make-up of her breasts.

Anyway, I present this information as a public service to single men the world over.  If you're looking for beautiful women (who may or may not be even more egotistical than an actual supermodel) WaunaFest might just be the place for you.  And ladies, if you're looking for a man, you may want to hit up Dodgeville.  I hear they're hard up for pretty girls.

I think my work here is done.