This is a stick up!
Hand over your wallet and nobody gets hurt!
Credit card, schmedit card! WHERE IS THE CHANGE FOR MY PIGGY BANK?
Actually, Owen knows exactly where I keep my change. As soon as I set my purse down, he pulls out my wallet and begins making the sign for pig. Then I go and get his piggy bank so he can put my change in it. It plays music when he puts a coin in and he dances, which is why I started giving him my change in the first place. It didn't take him long to realize that I am a sucker.
This time, not only did I get to watch him dance, the sixty cents I had in my wallet also got me a hairdo.
Not able to achieve the look he wanted using only his hands, he brought in the dinglehopper.
After that, we played a game where he'd pull back the curtain of my hair from across my face, kiss me, and let the hair fall in my face again. Over and over. Then I died of how cute it was.
Yeah, yeah, you're charming. But if I find my credit card missing and a huge bill run up for Rice Krispie Treats and Signing Time DVDs, I'll know exactly where to look.