Here are some questions! You will answer them in the comments! I will also answer them in the comments, sometime when it is not an hour after I should have been asleep.
1. If you could have anything for dinner tonight, what would it be?
2. What's your middle name? Is there a story behind it?
3. I'm giving you a pretend $100! What do you pretend spend it on? (You've GOT to pretend spend it! That's the pretend deal! Like in that movie Brewster's Millions.)
4. Your desk or alternate work space: neat or messy? And like, how neat or messy are we talking here? To what degree?
5. How was your day? (If it is the morning, then I'll leave it up to you to decide whether to tell us how today is going so far or how yesterday went. But everybody likes to be asked how their day was, right?)