I was explaining some double-standard for our relationship to Raj. You know, something where he had to do things for me that I didn't have to do for him or where he has to buy me expensive things or something. I don't actually remember the specifics, but you get the idea. Here's what happened next.
Raj: But that's not fair. That's the opposite of separate but equal. It's...together but unequal.
Me: Well, the Supreme Court overturned separate but equal. So I'm pretty sure they'd back me up here.
(Confidential to President Obama: I am available for Supreme Court nomination. Sure, I'm not entirely qualified, but at 32, I'd likely be capable of being liberal on the court for several decades.)