Thanks so much to everybody who participated! I think they're fascinating to read. Everybody else, there's still time. You can leave yours in the comments on this post or the last one.
These are mine. For the record, I wrote them just after publishing the last post, so any similarity to any of yours is purely coincidental. I was definitely with you though on finding it scary to put these down in print.
What if I focused more on being kind to people than being efficient, right, or funny?
What if I got some discipline with regard to running?
What if I finished revising my novel and started querying agents?
What if I got enough sleep?
What if I got my masters degree?
In the interest of number four (which I think would be incredibly helpful with number one) I'm off to bed.