Ok, maybe not my only hope, but certainly the most easily consulted source of it. The thing is, I think probably it's about time that I set about actually learning to cook. I was hoping that you might help me out here with some ideas.
Do you have in your possession any recipes that could be successfully completed by a second grader? Do you use the word "foolproof" when describing any of them? Is the word "easy" by chance in the name? Bonus points for recipes that don't involve a whole ton of ingredients. It would be nice if they were at least moderately healthy. Or, failing that, entirely covered in cheese.
Maybe I'll even attempt some of your recipes and report back. With photos! As long as you promise not to sabotage me with links to tricky recipes, purely for comedic value.
What do you say, Internet? Help a girl out?