Today's journal topic, which went over extremely well with the 99% of my students who don't think I'm Das Bitch was inspired by Spiderman.
You know, right, that Spiderman was bitten by a radioactive spider? And that's how he got his powers?
So your topic is this: You are bitten by a radioactive animal of your choosing. Which animal would you choose, what powers would it give you, and how (if at all) would you use said powers to fight crime?
I have some ideas, but I don't want to lead you in any direction, so I'll wait and comment later.
Now go, Internet! Don't make me get my bitch voice out.