Ours for the weekend:
And saving lives! We pulled up on a beach mid-kayak-trip and discovered this guy trying in vain to flip himself over. Raj did so (using a long stick) and Mr. Horseshoe Crab trudged on down to the bay.
Raj then moved directly from saving lives to attempted murder. "I'm burying you," he told me. It was going to be a slow death, Internet. Fortunately, I managed to free myself and survive. (He tried passing it off as, "Because you're buried treasure!" Too late.)
Then we got cleaned up and ate fancy food. The restaurant was kind enough to have two choices for each of its five courses, enabling us to make no decisions whatsoever and just share everything. Sadly, no such luck at brunch the next morning. I had to choose from many delicious-sounding entrees. I got through it somehow. (i.e., mimosas.)
Stop. Hammer time.