Interior, our living room. I've just come in from running.
Me: I had a head on collision with a golden retriever!
Raj: Who won?
Me: Based on how excited he was, I think he wins at everything. He was all, OH MY GOD, A LADY!!!
Raj: Simulates being an overexcited retriever, smacks into me. Joke is on him since I'm soaked in sweat.
Me: He was a pretty dog, but I bet he sheds like a beast.
Raj: Well, that's the pot calling the kettle black.