Raj and I are working our way through all seven seasons of the West Wing again. Recently, Toby mentioned his son's bris and we had the following conversation.
Me: What's the medical benefit of circumcision?
Raj: Lower risk of STD transmission.
Me: We're raising our kids nerds, so that'll lower their STD risk. Especially if you raise them Star Trek nerds.
Raj: Hey, Star Trek is getting cool. But that's this new crap they're making.
Me: Oh well, you should definitely raise them strict cannon Star Trek nerds. Then they won't have to worry about STD transmission at all.