Post about your zodiac sign and whether or not it fits you
I'm a Virgo. I've always seen virgos described using words like "meticulous", "detail-oriented", and "perfectionist". So no, I don't think it fits me. Or my approach to "researching" this post via Google and seeing what some websites have to say about Virgos. I don't think "half-assed" even really covers my lack of serious effort. Then again, where am I going to get reputable information that describes a group of people united only by their dates of birth?
Yeah, clearly I'm not a believer in astrology. Apparently, this is consistent with my birth sign, as several websites include "skeptical" among Virgo characteristics. Also, logical, analytical, independent, introverted, judgmental, modest, prudish, idealistic, critical, materialistic, loyal, observant, reliable, precise, helpful, fussy, inflexible, cold, conservative, and difficult to understand. Some of those do apply to me, though I imagine one or two from that list would apply to most everyone. I'll leave it as an exercise to the reader to determine which might be accurate. (Based on my career choice, I do hope we can all eliminate "materialistic" from the running.) One website says the way that Virgos are so meticulous leads them to be scrupulously fashionable in their personal appearance. Which is kind of hilarious as applied to me.
Under the Chinese zodiac, I was born in the year of the snake. There is some overlap between the characteristics of my signs. Snakes are intelligent, wise, materialistic, courageous, calm, lively, and communicative. I particularly enjoy the jobs suggested for me: scientist, analyst, investigator, painter, potter, jeweler, astrologer, magician, dietician, and sociologist. So that's...diverse. I did pick up an important bit of advice from the website for snakes this year: "Married couples should care more about each other, in order to keep a good marriage, or there will be extramarital affairs." I guess I should get right on caring more about Raj. STAT. Probably I should take it seriously because the website very accurately predicted that, "As far as the career of Snakes is concerned in 2015, fortune is predicted to never fall upon them in 2015, and one calamity will come on top of another for them." Seems dead on, as far as my career is concerned this year. Maybe I should start working on my magic act.